Mewingpants Fire Issues


Even though Mewingpants are the best looking pants in the world and are worn all over the world, it still has a few minor set backs. Besides causing Rashes, Blood Clots, Headaches, Fever, Diarrhea, Internal Bleeding and the Bubonic Plague, it is also known for constantly catching on fire for some odd reason.

Just don’t expose them to:
sunlight, wind, metal, plastic, rubber, card board, paper, cotton, wood, skin, darkness, warmness, coldness, dryness, wetness, quietness, loudness, and any thing that is made from matter.

Also be aware of the Lee Toppsons Effect - This is an unexplainable event when the pants burn hotter then 9,000,000° F.

This is known for causing 12th degree burns and sucking all the oxygen out of a 20 mile radius and also can evaporate 1/3 of the world’s water supply in 3.7 nanoseconds.

In the unlikely event that they do actually catch on fire DO NOT try to put the fire out with the following:
Water, Dirt, Fire Extinguisher, Matter, Towels and anther pair of Mewingpants (will make the fire worse).

It is suggested to use Mewingpants in a dry humid well ventilated area, but far away from children, animals, flammable materials and loved ones. Please use Mewingpants responsibly.