Mewingpants History


In 1913 a man by the name of Frank L. Weilsick discovered that you can use mewing worm silk to create great looking pants at reasonable prices. In 1914 there was a ban of the producing and selling of mewingpants in the United States after "allegedly" causing more than 900 deaths world wide.

Then in 2001, about 88 years later the idea of using mewing worm silk in clothing was reborn.

Now Mewingpants Corp. is the most successful clothing corporation in the universe and its all because of a wonderful little silk worm.






Mewingpants Graph

This graph will explain most of the process we use to make Mewingpants.



Step 1: We harvest mewing worms from the wild.
Step 2: We carefully without harming the worm at all extract the mewing worm juice that we need to make the pants
Step 3: We mix the mewing worm juice with a special blend of Gasoline, Unknown brown substance and Diesel.
Step 4: We then put the mixture in the oven at 600 degrees for 20 years.
Step 5: After cooling add more gasoline then let settle.
Step 6: After the mixture hardens put in a brown paper bag.
Step 7: Put the bag on the costumers door step.
Step 8: Set on fire and ring door bell.

There's more top secret steps involved but we cannot show them here, these are just the basic mixture steps.