Welcome to the Official Mewingpants® online merchandise website!
UPDATE! MAY 14th 2005!
*Mewingpants Corp. has been so successful we have decided to make products other then pants. Now we make ten great products instead of just one! You can read about how great they are by clicking on the Products page link on the right or you can click right here.
Our products are made with the customer (which is you) in mind. We strive to bring you cheap, durable, flammable and dangerous products all at extremely considerate prices (compared to those fancy French clothing stores).
If you've already heard we are currently undergoing an investigation by the state of Arkansas for the mistreatment of our employees, which I must say is completely false! Our 10-year-old Asian employees have the most comfortable working conditions possible (for the money) and even if we pay them 3¢ an hour WHICH IS FALSE...we pay them 5¢, how is that in any way the business of Arkansas's?
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